Where To Masturbate Where You Won’t Be Bothered
With a dearth of masturbatory guidance from our fathers, guys can use a few suggestions of where to masturbate for such powerful private pleasure and excellent sexual etiquette.
Where to masturbate is almost as important as how you experience your male sexuality. Think about privacy and comfort. Choose a place where you’ll not be disturbed and where you won’t have to hurry and where you can completely undress if you want. It should be warm, comfortable, and where you’ll not be heard.
You need to feel it’s OK to make a little noise. A lot depends on your relationship with the others with whom you live. If you can masturbate with the liberty knowing that they know what you’re doing and it’s entirely OK, so much the better. It’s nice if you can have that freedom because your choice of places in the house is better.
The Best Masturbation Location Is Where You Feel Safe, Unhurried, and Comfortable
There’s really nothing like masturbating in bed. It’s warm and comfortable, you can be fully naked and uninhibited. It gives you the freedom to roll around a lot and really get into it. If this is a good place for you, keep a supply of tissues, lube, and masturbation toys near your bed, and you’re all set to concentrate on technique and more pleasure.
Masturbating in the bathroom, tub or shower is classic and every guy has done or does it. Why not, when it’s so convenient and easy to clean up? A lot of men masturbate in the shower every day as part of their morning routine. It just makes sense. One consideration, though is if there are others in the house. Don’t tie up the bathroom too long.
That leaves the rest of the house to your imagination. The couch or a recliner is a really nice place in the living room. Have you ever tried masturbating in the kitchen or while cooking? It’s a real kick.
Where To Masturbate? Go Outside!
Masturbating outdoors is an amazingly pleasurable experience. You feel vulnerable when you masturbate in the fresh air. It’s up to you how much you undress, and I think that depends a lot on how certain you are that you’re alone. If you’re absolutely alone, you can get completely naked, lay in the grass, and immerse yourself in the sensations of air moving about your body and the sun shining on you while you pleasure yourself.
One warning though before saying anything more about where to masturbate — in many places, this might be illegal. Know where you are and know where others are. It’s only right to be considerate of other people who might stumble on this guy wanking outdoors. It can be terribly embarrassing for them and for you. Be sure that you are absolutely alone.
Having said that, having a private sexual experience in a lonely outdoor setting is pretty exhilarating. If you’re not ready for that, try a tent, cabin, or even your car. But don’t ever masturbate while driving — it’s a deadly combination.
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A few years ago my family and I went on a vacation through several states. We had been out for a week or so and we stopped at a national park. My wife and I didn’t have a chance to get it on having the kids with us. I was feeling particularly good when we stopped for the night. I told my wife that I was going for a walk. I looked around after a while and found myself alone. I was wearing a pair of shorts and decided to make myself feel even better. I pulled out my cock and slowly started stroking. I looked around thinking I might get caught which added to the excitement. I started getting that familiar feeling in my balls and knew it wouldn’t be long before I exploded. I looked at my watch and realized I had been stroking for twenty minutes. My cock started getting that tingling feel and I couldn’t hold back anymore. I came so fast and hard that cum shot out and I got lightheaded. I stood there for a while with cum dripping from my cock. I finally got myself cleaned up and walked back to camp with a smile on my face. Cumming outside is great.
My wife was away visiting parents.
Late night it started heavily raining raining and i decided to go outside.
During a day, in regular weather I would be in the view of all my neighbors.
Being nude. completely wet on the street in front of my house I masturbated to one of the best orgasms of my life.
Great memory.
I’ve done a lot best is having 2 hot girls rubbing me sucking
I have to say that the best and most frequent way I like to masterbate is in the shower. It seems I can’t help but play with my dick when I get totally naked and it gets all soaped up while the warm water runs all over my body. I like to start off just slowly playing with it and switching up the way I position my hands on it. I never use the same hand position while stroking it, it will really get you worked up if you take your time and build up that feeling of excitement knowing that you are going to blow eventually but don’t rush it, slowly stroke it switching hands and using the front stroke and then back stoke with both hands, it usually takes me about 30 minutes of doing this until I get that special feeling I’m looking for that tells me I could cum at any minute if I’m not careful so I back off a bit and play with my balls and shaft at the same time, you feel like you’re about to explode right away but don’t just slowly manipulate your dick until you are ready to cum then use both your hands and start stroking it like you were milking a cows teet, do this slowly at first until you build up that cum warming feeling in your balls, as soon as I know I want to come I stoke it faster and faster using both hands over the complete length of my cock you are going to go crazy with anticipation knowing the more you stoke it and the faster the better you are going to feel until you cum so hard your body will shake with excitement. I have cummed so much that I almost fell and hit my head in excitement. I’m telling you that if you use this method you will most likely not use any other method of masterbating however there are other methods you can use in the shower that will almost match that unbelievable and uncontrollable orgasim.
Masturbating whilst driving a long distance is AWESOME. I remember wanting to travel 600km to visit a great aunt, just to masturbate. It was absolutely glorious with 5 hrs being rock hard, with the front of my undies drneched in precum. I was able to rub myself through the undies, using the precum so it felt like there was no barrier. A slow stroke and stop method with an occasional slipping of my cock against the undie material, bringing more precum to the surface. As the undies and my crotch became too wet, I decided to pull over and slip on a condom. It resulted in the ability to do a little more of the cock slipping against the undie/condom mterial producing more precum. A bit more hand work stroking my penis through the undie material to be bigger, more engorged. I didn’t lay a hand on myself until I was 30mins away from destination, but when I did……my balls exploded, emptying themselves entirely of theeir thick, white liquid. I let out a huge gratifying sigh, with my cock throbiing between my legs, emptying itself. I removed the condom and cleaned up any post ejaculate fluid. I wanted more but had arrived at my destination and walked in with my cock throbbing inbetween my legs, albeit in its softer form from whence I had started. It is an experience I will NEVER forget and always want.