sex play

Even we sensitive, zen-feely dudes consider something as left-brained as frequency a sincere measure of the erotic quality of life.

Why don’t people have sex? A zillion reasons, but you want to know yours. If there’s anything that can make your heart ache, make you sob in your pillow and rehearse scenario after scenario of why and who’s fault, it’s too many nights and days gone sexless.

All of your body’s organs will scream at you to chew, chew, chew. But with all of the discipline you can muster, you slowly let the candy bar melt away. First the chocolate goes, than the gooey stuff, and finally the humble little peanuts. Life will never be the same again.