Erection

Probably the greatest perk of the ballooning intense masturbation technique is the Wow! factor.

Look to the night sky for guy sex education. There is lunar language, the personality of the penis speaks to us. From the moon, we learn to make peace with the moods of our genitalia.

Condoms are the party favor of sexuality whether you’re playing with vaginal, anal or oral sex. Condoms are part of the fun.

It helps to understand how to put on a cock ring if you can imagine what it might be like to rope a calf. It’s really not that big of a physical feat, but essentially speed and good technique ensure success every time.

Like a naked rifle squad, we think of guy sex drive as little more than a hard-on, a target and the relief of a well-aimed load. Male sex myths busted!

How sex remains a mystery among all these voices — well, it still remains a mystery. I think we need to do a better job of choosing those who teach us sex. Not about sex — those who teach us sex.

I remember when I was a kid and I’d have an erection in the morning, I had to do acrobats to pee in the toilet. It scared me because I thought something was really wrong, and there was no way I was going to ask anyone about it. Today, I welcome a morning salute.

Contrast the sound of flaccid with tumescent (swelling). Every guy would rather be tumescent, right? Isn’t every man’s dread to grow flaccid at an inappropriate time. It’s an absolute hellish experience.