Church

Anti-masturbation campaigns are as common as nosey neighbors, yet as insidious as a cult. They beguile unwary wankers into believing solo genital pleasure is personally dangerous and socially damning.

When you talk about sex and church in the same sentence, for most folks, hairs go up on the back of their necks. Heck, it does for me, too. In our North American culture, sex and church go together like water and oil. Merlot and fish. Obama and Palin. S&M and Every Man’s Battle.