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It helps to understand how to put on a cock ring if you can imagine what it might be like to rope a calf. It’s really not that big of a physical feat, but essentially speed and good technique ensure success every time.

What a guy calls his genitals in polite company is probably one of the most unnerving momentary decisions he’ll make. If he doesn’t call his organ “Marlon” or “Dick”, referring to his dangly bit as “penis” is more awkward than “I do”, than “No, officer, I don’t know how fast I was going”, or even than “I’ll take five cards.”