2010

What a guy calls his genitals in polite company is probably one of the most unnerving momentary decisions he’ll make. If he doesn’t call his organ “Marlon” or “Dick”, referring to his dangly bit as “penis” is more awkward than “I do”, than “No, officer, I don’t know how fast I was going”, or even than “I’ll take five cards.”

Try it sometime. Next time you’re in a restaurant, in the course of your conversation, say the word “penis” loud enough to be heard for several tables around you. Your table mates will blush and you will gain the attention of many.

To whom did someone give the task of tidying up sexuality? Schools tried it. Churches tried it. Legislators tried it. Zillions of authors tried it. Prudish mothers tried it. Messy Sexuality. It can’t be done. Thank God. I think I’ve finally concluded that sexuality is messy just like the rest of life, love, God and friends.

With every new destination comes a decision to marry it or room with it. We moved to a new home and new neighborhood this past weekend. I decided to marry this one.

Genital shaving, body grooming or manscaping, call it what you want. Private grooming is an overlooked detail in the personal and sexual lives of guys. Here’s someplace to start, a few tips to get you going on your way to a tidier private you.

Male masturbation, what guys do, is likely the first and last sexual act of a man. Fraught with moral controversy, guys need to square off with their own comfort with their body and sexuality. Masturbation inevitably is where that is going to happen.

With a dearth of masturbatory guidance from our fathers, guys can use a few suggestions of great places for such powerful private pleasure with excellent sexual etiquette.

Believe it or not, changing your position when masturbating will dramatically change your experience. Read on and don’t settle for the same old same old.

Masturbation intensity for guys often determines the technique. This masturbation technique is definitely in category of the unusual and it’s one you won’t quickly forget.